--- /dev/null
+#!/bin/sh
+
+# Copyright 2014 Paul Hänsch
+#
+# This file is part of Confetti.
+#
+# Confetti is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+# it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as published by
+# the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+# (at your option) any later version.
+#
+# Confetti is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
+# GNU Affero General Public License for more details.
+#
+# You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
+# along with Confetti. If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+
+case "$1" in
+ title)
+ ;;
+ css)
+ ;;
+ body)
+cat <<EOF
+Page not found or nevermore<br />
+Quoth the server: 404
+EOF
+ ;;
+esac
+